- Act One
Description of how when he is on duty and bored, he and his partner make fun of tourists for how ugly they are, how badly dressed they are and the likelihood that they will get pick pocketed. - Act Two
The singing of the his theme song which also happens to be the theme song to Cops. Bad boys, bad boys . . . - Act Three
A detailed recall of his food for the day. Breakfast - donuts (no comment needed here), Lunch - a peanut butter and cheese sandwich (he tried to sell it as a southern delicacy, key word "tried").
Hi.
How are things going? I hope you're well. I'm sort of getting the idea that since you've avoided returning my call that you're moving on and don't plan to see me again. If I'm wrong, please let me know! I did enjoy the time we spent together. I can't say that you're necessarily my dream girl I need to marry;) but I at least felt comfortable with you and didn't feel I had to put on some dog and pony show to impress you on a date. Hmmmm.. Perhaps that's what you prefer? The conversations were easy, so I didn't read into it too much. Oh well. Maybe I should. Hope you're well. Take care!
Luckily not all the men who participate in online dating are like this.
2 comments:
that second guy is blunter than a dull pencil. hopefully he never finds your blog.....
I hope you are at least returning phone calls Miss Manners. =)
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